"Tony, which 11 dead souls from history would you invite for a dream dinner? The menu includes a one hour cocktail hour with vegan whore's ovaries, followed by a nine course dinner at 8 PM sharp. After dinner: cigars, brandy, and a floor show.
Explain each choice.
1. Lee Harvey Oswald....Wanna hear his side of the story.
2. Marilyn Monroe......Wanna find out 1). Whether she was murdered and 2) If those Kennedy boys did it.
3. Jesus Christ....Wanna tell him what people have done in his name, and ask him to do what he can to show the world that today’s version of Christianity neither represents him, nor reflects what he taught humanity.
4. Jackie O.......I want all the dirt on JFK
5. Vincent van Gogh.....Wanna ask him for artistic criticism and let him know he didn't have to kill himself because he was a closet case.
6. Abe Lincoln.......I want him to confess he's always loved men and admit that he is sorry that he married that nutball Mary Todd.
7. Princess Di...Even if she doesn't eat because of her anorexia, she’d be good to look at and be competition for Marilyn.
8. Rock Hudson.....I want to ask who he thought he was ever fooling.
9. Ronald Reagan....I want to let him know he got what he deserved....his golden years spent in Pampers.
10. Hitler........What the hell, he'd be fun to make fun of. What a freak show he was.
Above: Here is Hell, where Hitler and Roy Cohn share a little bungalow. Unfortunately, Roy will not be able to join us for dinner due to other pressing engagements
Who would you all invite to your "Dinner with the Dead? ".