My 2006 Predictions Scored

On my previous web site I listed the following predictions for 2006 after a friend, Hankenstein, mocked me as being of "National Inquirer" quality. Here is my accuracy score 0-10 per item. Hamid Karzai, the president of Afghanistan will be assassinated. Zero points, did not occur. I still predict this and will roll this over to 2007. The Kurdish peoples in the north of IRAQ will announce their independence and begin moves to form a Kurdish state. Five points. Kurdistan is already a functional reality. Their flag files there, not the Iraqi one. Their forces guard it, not the Iraqi forces. The Shiites in the south will react by announcing that they are forming an independent Islamic State. Well, they do not need to do this. They have everything going their way and have turned civil government into death squads. Hospitals are killing buildings. Police are no more than Shite run extermination squads. Private armies kill 100's ever day. Three points. Civil War will break out in Iraq with heavy involvement by Iran, and lesser involvement by Turkey and Russia. Eight points. NBC announced it officially calling it a civil war last fall. The US will belatedly swing its weight back with the Sunni Iraqi Arabs setting up a strongman puppet. This brings us full circle, as the Sunni is where the former regime (Baathists) came from, having been seeded by the CIA during the cold war. Zero, but will roll this over to 2007 predictions. This is what that asshole president has up his sleeve, now that he and everything he said and id has been proven to be a crap sack of lies based on his personal messiah complex. The number of Americans killed in Iraq will exceed the number of Americans killed on 9/11 in the Twin Towers. Ten points. Iran will continue to move towards becoming a nuclear power. Bush will blow a lot of hot air out his rotten corrupt ass, but will do nothing to stop them. Ten points. An Arab govt. will be overthrown, we will be drawn into the chaos that will ignite in the Mideast, and in Indonesia. Zero, but will roll over to 2007. A member of the Rolling Stones will die. Zero, though Keith Richard fell out of a cocoanut tree. That Demi Moore and Aston Kushner marriage (where is my barf bag?) will bust up. Zero. Lindsey Lohann will go into rehab for heroin/drug/boozing addiction. Ten points. Bush will be the number one issue in congressional elections. Democrats will sweep mid terms in a major realignment capturing the house AND the senate. Ten Points. Libby will be convicted (Bush will pardon him before leaving office). Zero points. Will roll over to 2007. Rove will be indicted. Zero. Delay will be found guilty Zero, will roll over to 2007. An ‘06 tornado season to match the '05 hurricane season. Zero. A major loss of life earthquake will occur in the US. One point for the island of Hawaii quake. A recession will hit in time for the 06 elections. Zero. A national republican will come out of the closet and shock the GOP in time for the 2006 elections. Ten points for the Reverend Ted "Hi, I do meth and blow male hookers for Jesus" Haggarty and the Mark Foley congressional page buttf*ck scandals. I should be awarded 20 points for this one but Hankenstein would rule such a move to be "foul ball" so we'll stay at ten points. It will come out that over 10,000 Americans have been illegally spied on as part of a political operation. This issue will explode and cause great widespread outrage in 2006. Zero, but will roll over to 2008. 34 percent accuracy. Will post my 2007 ones soon, and anyone can add their own predictions. In 2008 we''ll see who has an eye on the future.